Washed Up Weekend Round Up

Corporate Niggas using their "interview" voice when the cop approached the car which smelt like Lil Wayne's tour bus. "Officer we weren't doing anything......." = Washed the Fuck Up

A car with a nigga in a sweater, pink shirt and tie, a white girl that would probably knock out half the goons in Delaware, a nigga who stuffed $40 worth of weed into his hightop chuck taylor like he was an extra in Cooley High, a chick that was sending "I miss you" texts all night and a nigga who refuses to wear a coat in 20 degree weather.....all of whom were shouting the lyrics to washed up king DMX's "Stop being greedy" at the top of their lungs = Washed the Fuck Up

A nigga giving me $7.00 to drive him to work = Washed the Fuck Up

A nigga eating wings at a strip club ANYTIME = Washed the Fuck Up

A nigga falling asleep during the Super Bowl and then waking up and going to Denny's for a Milkshake at 1 am =Washed the Fuck Up

Any nigga who is going to see "He's just not that into you" = Washed the Fuck Up....ill be there on Sunday with a Cardigan, a coffee and my washed up sidekick.

*Disclaimer....dont take offense im just a washed up nigga with an opinion and no woman to go home to hahaha