Ask a Washed Up Nigga!

If you have ever spent a Saturday night drinking a box of Wine out of a Subway cup.....YOU ARE WASHED UP!

If you have ever been around someone who has done this to their child......YOU ARE WASHED UP!
Not because you have any control over their parenting skills....but it takes a village to raise a child and you are letting the village idiots treat their seedling like a Shitzsu. Props to @RUSTYMK2

(Pause this whole statement)If you have ever showered at the gym and you are a grown ass man.....YOU ARE WASHED UP! Why u showin off your old balls to the world? I have seen more balls in the gym than I have seen in a Wesley Pipes movie....now that is a damn shame.

If you have ever smelled your socks knowing you just took them off the night before.....and still put them back on for another day.....YOU ARE WASHED UP!

If you still make CD's for nights out on the town and play the first 3 songs over and over and over and over again......You already know.

Hello mothafucka, hey, hi, how ya dorin!

Damn going green is a bitch....but I wouldn't have it any other way. First I would like to apologize for deceiving y'all. I probably made y'all think that by some divine intervention washed up behaviors have gone un-noticed. We have been busy taking mental notes and iPhone pictures of all the washed upness that has taken place since y'all heard from us last. Disrespectful wedding stories, silk shirts and house slippers in public.....we got it all!

A day in the life of a washed up All-Star.
I have years involved in this lifestyle. I have stories certifying my G….from hooded sweatshirts with coffee stains; to boxers with holes in the crotch. We can go toe to toe and it will be no sweat off my back (pause).
I spent a day being as washed up as possible and taking pictures along the way.
I witnessed a man drink “Drank”

and once the familiar taste of grape soda wore away the after effects kicked in.....the fact that this “Drank” was made for the sole purpose to make you feel like Lil Wayne looks should tell you how this ended up. My homeboy started sweating and turned whiter than Obama's Inauguration 2 Step.

Somehow I ended up at the Mecca of Washed Uppitry Borders Books & Music on a Saturday night. First thing I noticed….wasnt the number of people dressed like this.

It was the fact that romance novels are complete bullshit. Look at the titles of these shits and tell me this isnt the most ignorant pointless nonsense you have ever seen. But someone is buying these “books” and making these authors a killing. If I was going to write a romance novel….I would call it. Baby Moms and Side Jawns volume: There will never be peace.
Oh and I checked out this book by Paul Mooney.....but my ADD kicked in after the first page and all I could think about was going green.


See yall next week.

Durag/Fitted + White tee over Black Tee = Washed Up Lifestyle