You know u washed up if this is your shoe selection for a friday night out on town.
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Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Portraits of "WASHEDUPNESS"
A washed up cop at his finest
You know u washed up if this is your shoe selection for a friday night out on town.
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You know u washed up if this is your shoe selection for a friday night out on town.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Washed Up Niggas cheat Everyday B!
Ok…I’m not surprised nor do I care that Tiger Woods is like every other dude.
Some facts about Tiger Woods that may or may not be true and may or may not have caused him to end up as the butt of all jokes:
1. Niggas cheat everyday…..Black niggas and White dudes…Cheating is all about space and opportunity. If you have space and the opportunity you will be the dude texting/leaving voicemails talking about “can you take that picture off facebook?”
2. Never trust a washed up nigga that wears rings or bracelets. These niggas CHEAT all the time. Name one black dude with rings not on his ring finger that you can trust……don’t worry ill wait.
3. Tiger Woods’ wife beats him…..and has been beating him for years. Soft dudes do shit like let their wife hit them all in the face region.
4. Washed up dudes write apology letters like this:
I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.
I deleted the rest of this shit....it was too soft for me to even co-sign. SMH
5. Washed Up Niggas and Soft Niggas are one in the same. It’s a part of the game. Don’t leave voicemails and Don’t let yourself end up in pictures….Phones and Cameras are the devil.
I'm starting to become more and more scared of Blonde Women....they are ruthless
Some facts about Tiger Woods that may or may not be true and may or may not have caused him to end up as the butt of all jokes:
1. Niggas cheat everyday…..Black niggas and White dudes…Cheating is all about space and opportunity. If you have space and the opportunity you will be the dude texting/leaving voicemails talking about “can you take that picture off facebook?”
2. Never trust a washed up nigga that wears rings or bracelets. These niggas CHEAT all the time. Name one black dude with rings not on his ring finger that you can trust……don’t worry ill wait.
3. Tiger Woods’ wife beats him…..and has been beating him for years. Soft dudes do shit like let their wife hit them all in the face region.
4. Washed up dudes write apology letters like this:
I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.
I deleted the rest of this shit....it was too soft for me to even co-sign. SMH
5. Washed Up Niggas and Soft Niggas are one in the same. It’s a part of the game. Don’t leave voicemails and Don’t let yourself end up in pictures….Phones and Cameras are the devil.
I'm starting to become more and more scared of Blonde Women....they are ruthless
Monday, November 30, 2009
Ask a Washed Up Nigga!
If you have ever spent a Saturday night drinking a box of Wine out of a Subway cup.....
YOU ARE WASHED UP!
If you have ever been around someone who has done this to their child......
YOU ARE WASHED UP!
Not because you have any control over their parenting skills....but it takes a village to raise a child and you are letting the village idiots treat their seedling like a Shitzsu. Props to @RUSTYMK2
(Pause this whole statement)If you have ever showered at the gym and you are a grown ass man.....YOU ARE WASHED UP! Why u showin off your old balls to the world? I have seen more balls in the gym than I have seen in a Wesley Pipes movie....now that is a damn shame.
If you have ever smelled your socks knowing you just took them off the night before.....and still put them back on for another day.....YOU ARE WASHED UP!
If you still make CD's for nights out on the town and play the first 3 songs over and over and over and over again......You already know.
YOU ARE WASHED UP!If you have ever been around someone who has done this to their child......
YOU ARE WASHED UP! Not because you have any control over their parenting skills....but it takes a village to raise a child and you are letting the village idiots treat their seedling like a Shitzsu. Props to @RUSTYMK2
(Pause this whole statement)If you have ever showered at the gym and you are a grown ass man.....YOU ARE WASHED UP! Why u showin off your old balls to the world? I have seen more balls in the gym than I have seen in a Wesley Pipes movie....now that is a damn shame.
If you have ever smelled your socks knowing you just took them off the night before.....and still put them back on for another day.....YOU ARE WASHED UP!
If you still make CD's for nights out on the town and play the first 3 songs over and over and over and over again......You already know.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Hello mothafucka, hey, hi, how ya dorin!
Damn going green is a bitch....but I wouldn't have it any other way. First I would like to apologize for deceiving y'all. I probably made y'all think that by some divine intervention washed up behaviors have gone un-noticed. We have been busy taking mental notes and iPhone pictures of all the washed upness that has taken place since y'all heard from us last. Disrespectful wedding stories, silk shirts and house slippers in public.....we got it all!
A day in the life of a washed up All-Star.
I have years involved in this lifestyle. I have stories certifying my G….from hooded sweatshirts with coffee stains; to boxers with holes in the crotch. We can go toe to toe and it will be no sweat off my back (pause).
I spent a day being as washed up as possible and taking pictures along the way.
I witnessed a man drink “Drank”
I spent a day being as washed up as possible and taking pictures along the way.
I witnessed a man drink “Drank”
and once the familiar taste of grape soda wore away the after effects kicked in.....the fact that this “Drank” was made for the sole purpose to make you feel like Lil Wayne looks should tell you how this ended up. My homeboy started sweating and turned whiter than Obama's Inauguration 2 Step.Somehow I ended up at the Mecca of Washed Uppitry Borders Books & Music on a Saturday night. First thing I noticed….wasnt the number of people dressed like this.
It was the fact that romance novels are complete bullshit. Look at the titles of these shits and tell me this isnt the most ignorant pointless nonsense you have ever seen.
But someone is buying these “books” and making these authors a killing. 
If I was going to write a romance novel….I would call it. Baby Moms and Side Jawns volume: There will never be peace.Oh and I checked out this book by Paul Mooney.....but my ADD kicked in after the first page and all I could think about was going green.
See yall next week.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Washed Up Morning activities
I accomplished all this bullshit before 12pm
1. Watched Kanye West perform Heartless on Yahoo Music and realized....Caucasians still think he is a nigg*r.....They gave him the James Brown, Bobby Brown, Chris Brown treatment....Used him up, washed him up and gave him back....smh
2. Waited until old navy had a 30% off sale to buy anything....$20 for a shirt was just too expensive...i aint sayin the "R" word...but you know what it is.
3. i spent 2 hours looking at this thread....smh
http://niketalk.yuku.com/topic/159338/t/CHOPPA-CITY-LOOK-AT-THIS-DUDES-SUIT-.html
1. Watched Kanye West perform Heartless on Yahoo Music and realized....Caucasians still think he is a nigg*r.....They gave him the James Brown, Bobby Brown, Chris Brown treatment....Used him up, washed him up and gave him back....smh
2. Waited until old navy had a 30% off sale to buy anything....$20 for a shirt was just too expensive...i aint sayin the "R" word...but you know what it is.
3. i spent 2 hours looking at this thread....smh
http://niketalk.yuku.com/topic/159338/t/CHOPPA-CITY-LOOK-AT-THIS-DUDES-SUIT-.html
Friday, February 6, 2009
Washed Up Weekend Round Up
Corporate Niggas using their "interview" voice when the cop approached the car which smelt like Lil Wayne's tour bus. "Officer we weren't doing anything......." = Washed the Fuck Up
A car with a nigga in a sweater, pink shirt and tie, a white girl that would probably knock out half the goons in Delaware, a nigga who stuffed $40 worth of weed into his hightop chuck taylor like he was an extra in Cooley High, a chick that was sending "I miss you" texts all night and a nigga who refuses to wear a coat in 20 degree weather.....all of whom were shouting the lyrics to washed up king DMX's "Stop being greedy" at the top of their lungs = Washed the Fuck Up
A nigga giving me $7.00 to drive him to work = Washed the Fuck Up
A nigga eating wings at a strip club ANYTIME = Washed the Fuck Up
A nigga falling asleep during the Super Bowl and then waking up and going to Denny's for a Milkshake at 1 am =Washed the Fuck Up
Any nigga who is going to see "He's just not that into you" = Washed the Fuck Up....ill be there on Sunday with a Cardigan, a coffee and my washed up sidekick.
*Disclaimer....dont take offense im just a washed up nigga with an opinion and no woman to go home to hahaha
A car with a nigga in a sweater, pink shirt and tie, a white girl that would probably knock out half the goons in Delaware, a nigga who stuffed $40 worth of weed into his hightop chuck taylor like he was an extra in Cooley High, a chick that was sending "I miss you" texts all night and a nigga who refuses to wear a coat in 20 degree weather.....all of whom were shouting the lyrics to washed up king DMX's "Stop being greedy" at the top of their lungs = Washed the Fuck Up
A nigga giving me $7.00 to drive him to work = Washed the Fuck Up
A nigga eating wings at a strip club ANYTIME = Washed the Fuck Up
A nigga falling asleep during the Super Bowl and then waking up and going to Denny's for a Milkshake at 1 am =Washed the Fuck Up
Any nigga who is going to see "He's just not that into you" = Washed the Fuck Up....ill be there on Sunday with a Cardigan, a coffee and my washed up sidekick.
*Disclaimer....dont take offense im just a washed up nigga with an opinion and no woman to go home to hahaha
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