Don't call it a comeback.....

I have resorted to the ultimate washed up lifestyle.

I wear a grey champion hoody with a ripped pocket.
I wear navy plue sweatpants with tapered ankles.
I havent been to the barbershop in 2 months.
I eat whole weat pancakes for breakfast and dinner.
I have salsa sandwiches for lunch.
I spend my free time watching Lifetime or TLC.
My room smells like full court basketball.

a night in the life of a washed up nigga...

So after said nigga got done work.....said nigga proceeded to drive to the gas station with tank on "E" and only got $11 worth of gas because regardless of the fact that said nigga's president is black....he is still broke....

After the trip to the gas station said nigga went home and was bored and visited the website for the washed up aka "dating on demand".

After watching 2 episodes of cheaters.....said nigga went out to a bar surrounded by the whitest of white folks.....paranoid as a motherfucker. Said nigga then came home and fell asleep on the couch watching CNN.

All in all a great night of being washed the fuck up!