I-Phone, Blackberry
>>>> Sidekick 
Once a 17 yr old girl told me my phone was cute….i decided I needed to upgrade.
Don’t ask why I was engaged in a conversation with a 17 yr old…"what exactly do you mean by teenager?"…SMH
Blackberry Messenger, Twitter
>>>>AIM 
I rarely use AIM anymore…I hear this blackberry messenger shit is crack from the 80’s! and Twitter is some next level other shit!
>>>> Myspace 
If you are a lurking ass dude Facebook is your parked car. Myspace is washed up…...read this post word to Niketalk...pure comedy, but for real this is a washed up version of online dating hahaha.
Email Arguments>>>>Text Message Arguments
Any time your text message ends up in 2 messages…...send an email. Real Talk. This does not mean that you will get the asnwers you want but at least that way you wont look like a mad man Turbo Texting with aggression.
Ipod/Zune
>>>>CD’s of any kind 
Nobody is buying CD’s anymore….Unless artists pose naked on their album covers….niggas aint buyin shit. But word to the porn bailout that probably wont even work. And yes I am listening to Jordin Sparks.....What did you expect??? Nigga i'm washed up.
Digital Singles>>>>Albums
Please tell me the last CD that had more than 5 singles….College Dropout and Get Rich or Die Tryin….
Torrents
>>>>Limewire 
If I even gotta explain what a torrent is….you gotta step your internet thievery game up.
Orbit
>>>>5 Gum 
Strawberry Mint, Maui Melon Mint crushes 5 Gum…nevermind…this gum just lost its flavor and my breath smells like sour milk. Fuck Orbit and 5 Gum! I pledge allegiance to Trident
1 comment:
So my Sidekick is 'washed up', huh? Good thing I don't care, ha!
Does ANYONE 'chat' anymore? Via AIM, Yahoo, etc. This shit is so played out and stupid...
Now Facebook, I have never even seen or been to this site. I can barely keep up w/ my MySpace page. Social networking requires time I do not always have a lot of! And MySpace is considered a "hook-up" spot? I never knew! Then again I have never hooked up or tried to over the internet. Call me old-fashioned, I like meeting ppl in conventional ways.
I have been there, done that w/ the email/txt arguments. In defense, it's easier than face-to-face b/c no one is cutting you off! It's also the pussy way out...I'm happy to report I do neither of these things b/c I'm a big girl :)
I buy CD's for artists I support. Just copped Jamie Foxx and Anthony Hamilton recently...other than that luckily I know what torrents are and I have ppl who can burn me all the hot new shit.
Bubblemint or Mojito are the best Orbit flavors - and Orbit is thee best gum period.
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