Monday, November 30, 2009

Ask a Washed Up Nigga!

If you have ever spent a Saturday night drinking a box of Wine out of a Subway cup.....YOU ARE WASHED UP!

If you have ever been around someone who has done this to their child......YOU ARE WASHED UP!
Not because you have any control over their parenting skills....but it takes a village to raise a child and you are letting the village idiots treat their seedling like a Shitzsu. Props to @RUSTYMK2

(Pause this whole statement)If you have ever showered at the gym and you are a grown ass man.....YOU ARE WASHED UP! Why u showin off your old balls to the world? I have seen more balls in the gym than I have seen in a Wesley Pipes movie....now that is a damn shame.

If you have ever smelled your socks knowing you just took them off the night before.....and still put them back on for another day.....YOU ARE WASHED UP!

If you still make CD's for nights out on the town and play the first 3 songs over and over and over and over again......You already know.

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