Being washed up, any night of the week has the potential to turn out like an episode of "King of Queens". Word to sweatpants with white draw strings and various colors of earth toned tees. What Doug Heffernan means to washed up dudes is what Drake means to tender niggas. If you have ever seen multiple episodes of King of Queens than you are already living the Washed Up Lifestyle and don’t even know it.
Being Washed Up in the Winter is what childhood dreams are made of. Why would I ever want to be a pretty ab muscle having dude (pause) when I can come home at 12:45am and enjoy this? Word to Doug Heffernan!
And yes.....I did make instant mashed potatoes in the microwave.
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