Tender Moment of the Day.
Any dude who has been out for a birthday party, bachelor party or nigga just hit at delaware park goon gathering; then you know at least one dude in the group will be willing to do anything for strange sex. I've personally witnessed a man grab the beltloops of girls as they walk past just so he can give them "the eye" yeah this nigga has an "eye". But this weekend I saw a dude carry this drunk chick all the way to her car....not because it was the right thing to do. But because as a washed up dude, you resort to tender moments in order to bag skim skams. Shit it happens to every washed up dude at least once a month.
Pleasure P - Tender Nigga of the Year!
Nigga....come on. See I knew there was something to not be trusted about you blood.
I knew there was something off with those arched eyebrows. Tender Ass Nigga!
Al Reynolds-Tender Nigga of the Century
We dont believe you....you need more people.Nigga you softer than warm mashmallows (pause)props to Necole Bitchie for the pic
You can wear all the small shirts you want and dance with all the cooter in Miami and we still wont look at you and say "Ol Al is tearing them guts up"
Any man that dresses like this is never to be trusted.
And acording to Twitter here are some of the Washed Up things to #never trust.
From alanajaynesmith #nevertrust a man......yeah that's it.
Yup....what she said.
From PhillyREDMAN #nevertrust anyone under 40 that wears a Kangol
Yup....what he said.
From oOoDeBrAoOo #nevertrust me to hold your weed
#kanyeshrug
From RegularAssRon
#nevertrust a nigga that doesnt have any black friends.....its damn near 2010. You need at least one black co-signer to make it in life. But I could be wrong.
From Faith41110
#nevertrust a nigga who's text msg inbox is always empty.
Yup....what she said.
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